<TC_Gandalf0> if TA dies I will
<Simon> Yeah...Gandy is the Anti-Christ.
<GBL_Cire> venom did ur mother
have any kids that were not mentally retarted or did they all turn out
<GBL_Cire> venom how old are you?
<GBL_Cire> and never been laid well cept by destroy
<GBL_Cire> dude u couln't hit the
bride side of a barn with a pelet gun standing 2 feet away from it,
how u gona own me?
<GBL_Cire> venom u couln't father
a bitch if it was willing, able and spread wide eagle in front of you,
somehow u'd fuck it up.
<GBL_Cire> davids problem is he
is a 35 year old, and never been laid, so he surrounds himself with
a bunch of pussies that he calls FFaX :)
[PAGE]<TC_Gandalf> your nothing
but a little nigger boy you know that right
<TC_Gandalf> you little whte trash
<GBL_Cire> why did u put soap in
<GBL_Cire> seen david naked?
<EVA_MaD> bend over my bitch cire
<GBL_Cire> u bend over you skinny little brat
<alkoholic187> u can confuse a
pollock by puttin him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner
<ID_cheshirecat> i take drugs because
i have to
<ID_cheshirecat> not because i want to
<alkoholic187> man ........u guys
know how i get my dick to be nine inches long???????
<ID_DArgo> measure twice?
<Black_Lung> fuck it i guess i
cant play anymore
<Black_Lung> cya all
<BlackFlag> ding dong the bitch is dead
<ID_DArgo> if I ever have a retarded
kid I hope he's just like MaD
<ID_DArgo> he's very functional
<X_Destr0y_> ive had a bout 5 girlfriends
<X_Destr0y_> this year i might get one in bed
BlackFlag: why cant TA just be a world
of cuddly teddy bears
bomba: wtf is that poo all about
FFAxDAVID> figures-alot of decent
players tend to be jealous of ffax tag :)
<RawDawgKI> stop acting like a
panamanian glowstick dancer aight?
<TAG_Dominator> i only like 1 thing
<X_VeNoM> hey anathema remember
on the bus when u stuck ur arse out the window
<X_VeNoM> and i looked out
<X_VeNoM> and they thought we were twins
<EVA_MaD> his ass looked like u?
Daddy_Irrelevant> mad want a tip mate?
Daddy_Irrelevant> In future stick ur finger up yer
ass while u wank!!!!!!!
CBB_MaD> i already do that
OSP_UBetterRecognis> there are some
good ffax players
<ID_Hercules> i reckon if ya bitch
slapped ven des would cry for him lmao
<Rowley> i lost to mad
<Rowley> i suck
<Black_Flag> if we do time together
<Black_Flag> we will play make believe TA
<Black_Flag> and we will get locked down because
i flash rushed you
<CK_Dominator> gaylord is a word
which is against the code of conduct i suggest u shut the fuck up
<TC_ElendiL> Dirty little EVA punk
<EVA_MaD> any TC little bitchs want owning?
<Black_Flag> africans unite!
<EVA_MaD> u think if i united with them they
would stone me?
<Black_Flag> the children wanna go home
<NNN_Newsbot3> I think if you united with them
they'd stone themselves
[CLAN]EVA_Elijah: people that smell like
doo doo dont get any
<CK_BlackFlag> being a newsbot
is probably the most proficient way of proclaiming one's homosexuality
<ID_DArgo> who wants to play"
what's my finger smells like"?
X_SASHighlander> Game 10. Average
Player Wanted For 1v1 Battle. NO EXPERTS.
TAG_D0MINAT0R> but ur in the expert clan
TAG_D0MINAT0R> lmao that makes no sense
<Vipaq> is it by sierra?
<EVA_MaD> cavedog is the god damn company
<Vipaq> u lying son of a bitch
<Vipaq> its the sweedish yankspankers
<Vipaq> I remember that
<Vipaq> from the loading screen
<CK_BlackFlag> gandalf is like
a pubic hair on a public toilet seat
<CK_BlackFlag> eventually he's gonna get pissed
<TAG_Dominator> i dont lag i just
have invisible bombers.
<BlackFlag> lessons of being friendly
from gandalf LOL YA just like i take lessons on how to be a man from
8 year old girls
<plastic_Force> treat her like
shit , and dump her in the toilet
<plastic_Force> flush it then pull her out and
ask for bj
<plastic_Force> if she says no
<plastic_Force> repeat step 1
<GBL_Legend> i am basically 100%
<Black_Flag> 100% british and you cant spell
<GBL_Guttenaffe> I got a match
for u too dom, my face and ur ass!
<GBL_Guttenaffe> no i mean your ass and my face
<GBL_Legend> venom has about as
much intelligance as a pack of monkeys trying to fuck a football .
<EVA_Micah> MaD, I will run naked
through your house spanking myself gleefully in front of your females
whilst having a huge erection.
<ID_DArgo> anybody wanna touch
<SaFe_SaFe> i will be gentle
Edited by poosticks: CoC violation
<TC_Gandalf> I went and had a lan
with Zones 187 clan
<X_VeNoM> did u get rushed and go home?
<TC_Gandalf> at least I am not
alone in a room jerking off to myself acting like a hard guy
<GBL_Totalmax> if your jerking off ya gotta be
a hard guy
<N_EvilScott> I dont get it...
what the fuck is so big about being a gay guy anyway? I mean... what
the fuck you doing? putting it in some guys ass? Big whoop, there's
noting on a guy...it's boring as fuck. With a girl you have boobs, attractive
body, pussy, mouth :P I mean you got a playground there! I don't know
why people are gay.
<GBL_Cire> tek don't like me
<GBL_Cire> i screwed his gf, and she left him
TAG_DOMINATOR: dont fuck with me u black
son of a bitch or i will screw ur bollocks to the mother fucking ceiling
<GBL_Cire> venom, u can say good
bye to your account, i can pretty much guarentee you will never see
it again, you bitch and drag my name through the mud and start crap
at the zone about me, and then ask me for your account back after insulting
<GBL_Cire> u can kiss my harry white ass bitch
<X_VeNoM> button it
<GBL_Cire> button that you freak
<X_Destroy> this place sucks anyway
<X_Destroy> 1)its full of noobs
<EVA_MaD> *besides me
<X_Destroy> 2)its full of idiots
<EVA_MaD> *besides me
<X_Destroy> 3)Hardly anyone comes on
<EVA_MaD> *besides me
<X_Destroy> 3)no one sucks cock
<EVA_MaD> *besides me
OZ_Frisky> i might not be smart but
i can lift heavy things
<plastic_force> someone blocked
the toilet the other day and i needed to take a shit , and when i flushed
it my shit came over the top and slid along the floor
<GBL_Cire> Shit happens, just look
at that FFAx clan on pw
<EVA_Force> ana after sex your
mum looks like a pitbull eating mayo
Pro_Shaner> the japs have small penises
OZ_Frisky> so do I and i still come here
OZ_Frisky> everybody must know to coz i keep getting
penis enlargement spam mail in my email. im getting a complex...how
do they know
<EVA_MaD> i lost my virginity....
<EVA_MaD> over the internet
<GBL_Bard> drive home in reverse
<GBL_Bard> no one will suspect anything
<ID_cheshirecat> pass out in your car
<GBL_Bard> that way you can see if a cop gets
<Alkoholic187> i wish i could take
this mic to bathroom so everyone could hear me take a shit
<GBL_Guide> im growing too fast
<EVA_MaD> i have that same problem with my penis
<GBL_Guttenaffe> it aint growing ur just shrinkin
<AnarKy_Destroy> My Nipple Has
<EVA_MaD> no but for real
<EVA_MaD> i have herpes simplex on my eye
<EVA_MaD> got it when i was like 5
<ID_DArgo> I don't have herpes and would like
to keep it like that
<EVA_MaD> wrestling with my older brother
<EVA_MaD> his penis
<EVA_MaD> it hit me in the eye
<ID_DArgo> school is over rated
<ID_DArgo> boxes makes great homes
<ID_DArgo> and dumpsters are full of food
<ID_DArgo> let that be a leason to genius kids
<EVA_MaD> omg it smells like fart
<EVA_MaD> i wonder if i farted
<EVA_MaD> damn i dont remember
<EVA_IWantsomCash> who is the luff
<ID_DArgo> no but it could be
<EVA_MaD> oh i thought u were addressing me
<ID_DArgo> did "cire" look like "buttmonkey"
on your screen?
<EVA_MaD> why must i lack the modivation
<ID_DArgo> welcome to my world
<ID_DArgo> if I were lazier I'd be in a coma
<GBL_Guttenaffe> I'm not a complete
idiot! Some parts are missing.
<plastic_force> the next guy to talk eats ass
<EVA_MaD> nuh uh
<EVA_MaD> where do i find memory?
<EVA_MaD> i cant remember
<ID_DArgo> in your tiny head?
<EVA_MaD> which one?
<EVA_MaD> i mean
Alkoholic187: i went to take a piss and
im wearing a tank top ..i ripped one shoulder strap off...for that andre
the giant look
<Alkoholic187> Gandy u dont even
have a dick
<TC_Gandalf> yes i do
<Alkoholic187> well spit it out i need it back
<EVA_MaD> gandalf has loosend his son's ass up
nice and good for me
<TC_Gandalf> what a nigger
<TC_Gandalf> the words of a true nigger
<EVA_MaD> why you say that? "niggers" rape him to?
<TC_Gandalf> nigger happy GBL
<TC_Gandalf> I have no issue with
<TC_Gandalf> just niggers
EVA_DaM_> real men dont stick broom
handles up other mens ass's.... real men use there hands!
GS_NutSac__> smoking butts kills you
EVA_DaM_> smoking nipple pubes kills you
H_F_Vapor_> nipple pubes...holy fucking shit
EVA_DaM_> HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN!
<GBL_Guttenaffe> I'm not a Nerd
dag nab it!
<GBL_Guttenaffe> I'm a C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R G-E-E-K
EVA_DaM_> i have a friend that can
lick the tip of his own penis
EVA_DaM_> he let me watch one time
_Antisocial_> um, ok now THATS wierd
_Antisocial_> i mean, i could accept it more if
he let YOU lick his tip
AnarKyJuNKiE> maybe if u give him a dollar he will
let u join in mad
EVA_DaM_> nah man
EVA_DaM_> we are good friends
EVA_DaM_> he would let me for free
_Antisocial_> fine if yer gonna suck yer own
_Antisocial_> but to watch YOUR BUD do it?
_Antisocial_> yeah, its cuase i eat alot of salads and fresh
EVA_DaM_> fresh squeezed juices as in what comes
outa my man tube after i jerk?
H_F_LethalPred> bye man
H_F_LethalPred> same game
+AussieShaman28> i'm looking at your
+AussieShaman28> u have not even shaved yet
EVA_DaM_> what are u talkin about
EVA_DaM_> i've been growing that in for years
<EVA_MaD> let me explain this to
<EVA_MaD> all circle around here
<Alkoholic187> circle around folks
<EVA_MaD> when you get the privledge of obtaining
the 'EVA_' tag it gives you special powers
<EVA_MaD> powers in which you cannot withold
<EVA_MaD> powers to KICK ALK'S ASS!
<Alkoholic187> look i can piss in the toliet
with the seat down ....and not get it wet =P
<Alkoholic187> thats power
TAG_Irrelevant> i like the smell of my mouldy cock after 7 weeks
EVA_MaD> envelope glue gives me heartburn.
TC_Gandalf0> you are so jealous of the great relationship I have with my son
Mr_Hyde187> buncha idiots in here tonite
PRO_rANDY> theres a lot more headroom now
TAG_D0MINAT0R> god i got a beast of a shit brewing up
TAG_D0MINAT0R> gonna do roly polys naked in the hallway
SimplyDeranged> If I was to wink my brown eye at you HIppy, would you mind sucking the encrusted turds off the hair around it, that would help to relieve the pressure building up on my swollen colon from all the cucumbers I cram.
_Infect10N> u wanna stop with your fucking ireland shit u retarded mother fucker
TC_Gandalf0> Venom I dont see you on the net
TC_Gandalf0> afraid of the comments arent you
X_VeNoM> u havent got ur glasses on
X_VeNoM> thats why
ABB_Shrekarr_> you are childish
SimplyDeranged> hey CyberJames, you think you can do something about all the N1GG3Rs in here
+_CyberJames_> Ill aske them to change nicks
+_CyberJames_> one min
SimplyDeranged> we should hang them instead
Batch 5 :
TAG_D0MINAT0R> afk gonna build a tree house and have a wank
TAG_17PINTS> Can anyone tell me why I am recieving zone messages from servicedept saying he wants to dogg me
wet_back187> mexicans aren't really people
o_XDragonX_o5> im 8
o_XDragonX_o5> dont swear
alkoholic187> fuck u noob
ABB_Shrekar_> Information entered into this form will be forwarded to law enforcement for investigation and review.
ABB_Shrekar_> your pre teen molesting days are numbered gandalf
BTU_CanuckisH> gd2 ... would rather sit in a corner and beat off to gay porn
Vapor> im gonna go jerk myself the fuck off and have a party on my happy rag
RetarD0H> went to go buy some notebooks for class, all they had was faggot pinks, yellows, with like gay anime animals on them
N_R4cTice_> eating some carrots
RetarD0H> i was like "ill have 3 pink chipmunks plz"
TC_Gandalf> EVA_MaD> want me to shove a twinky up ur ass nigger?
alkoholic187> ur donkos will see that sunday mad
EVA_xMaDx_> i'll show u donkos bitch
EVA_xMaDx_> bend over
Cire> chip, ignore venom, his mother just cut him off the tit, and hes feeling kinda angry at the world :)
TAG_VeNoM> stfu pop eye.
Leaving - Kakashi I'm with Gandalf's gf :-)
Leaving - Vapor wankin a truckload of fructose
Destroy> right then you will need to start off with the port C to A
Leaving - Immature has left.
Destroy> then unzip to b which will make it X
Destroy> then you use ports 007 878
Destroy> then turn pc off.
TAG_VeNoM> im not asking cire for anything
TAG_VeNoM> fucking bog eyed cunt
YD_TheLawn> how posh r u
YD_TheLawn> posh boy
Leaving - Destroy ill be good unmuzzle me NIGGER
Destroy has entered the room
Leaving - VeNoM WTF WAS THAT FOR U BLACK TWAT
VeNoM has entered the room
Leaving - Destroy WTF unmuzzle me tithead.
Destroy has entered the room
Leaving - VeNoM has been banned
Leaving - Destroy has been banned
BoA_SubZero[PW]> whoops, one zero too many =D
YD_TheLawn> how long they banned 4
BoA_SubZero[PW]> des 6 hours
BoA_SubZero[PW]> ven got one 0 too many ;D
Lawn VS Vapor Argument
alkoholic187> lol doms nuttier then squirrel shit
EVA_MaD> i just took the biggest blackest rock like shit u'd ever imagine
EVA_MaD> the water hit my ass when it fell
Leaving - DOMINATOR has been banned
Leaving - Destroy has been banned
Leaving - Irrelevant has been banned
Leaving - TheLawn has been banned
Leaving - MaD has been banned
TAG_ShamonMF> stfu mad or i will proper turbo kick u m8.
TAG_ShamonMF> picture gandalf in a spiderman suit shagging a manakin.
HashBrown> you can always tell when gandy has a new smurf name because he breaks out in some argument
HashBrown> but then he quits befour someone notices
BADco_wings> and also he will quit
BADco_wings> if he gets owned in an igw
EVA_MaD> just change ur name to "9 year old little boy" and see if he messages u
EVA_MaD> then u will be able to tell
PRO-G35MT> I just gave birth to a peanut and corn studded brown boneless coiler all held together with a leaf of spinach
PRO-G35MT> it was beautiful
PRO-G35MT> I almost hated to flush it with just a couple photos
crusier> hmm... i wonder if Saddam wants a 'do over' ?
[08:02] BTU_Natas> hahaha i am far worse then venom destroy and domi combined.. i actually do know how to play ta
[08:02] BTU_Natas> sucks doesnt it
TAG_VeNoM> hi pop eye sup
TAG_Irrelevant> Whats pop eye sup mean mate?
TAG_VeNoM> means i punctured my eye in a car crash
TAG_VeNoM> like a fucking bog eyed silly twat.
Leaving - Starscream gandy is a poo head
PRO-G35MT> I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night and she's farting in her sleep
Leaving - VenoM I like Beef Raiders.
Loctoppo> 2 more game 4 don't be shy
Loctoppo> or gay
LocFelon187> someone remind me why mad is still my friend
_Cooner_> because you want to be like him
LocFelon187> no i wanna be like u coon
CR_MIKO> 1 nigga needed
EVA_Alkoholic: man if we put our heads together itd be just as good as haveing 1
NorthSide XIV: nah dude
NorthSide XIV: if we put our heads together
NorthSide XIV: we might make 1/2
NorthSide XIV: we'd be better off alone
EVA_Alkoholic: will i be able to look at porn now ?
EVA_Alkoholic: with out fucking my shit up
EVA_MaDMaD> i jerk off to save the children
EVA_DeathDonor> save the children help the children feed the children ..i say fuck the children
EVA_DeathDonor> i wonder what the pilgrams did in the 1700 getting high with no TV or internet
BADco_SilverBolt> lol i dont know how to run the camra
You> click the button stupid
BADco_SilverBolt> no no diggy camra
You> turn it on and click the button !
BADco_SilverBolt> mad here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>co/ks line>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me
EVA_DeathDonor> its mads here.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im here >>>>>>>>>and ur here
EVA_DeathDonor> its the mile high stadium but i could stand below sea level and hit it ...with my big ass dick
EVA_MaDMaD> fuck the chefs
EVA_DeathDonor> lol fuck the donks
EVA_DeathDonor> u heard me i said "F U C K spacebar T H E spacebar D O N K S ."
EVA_MaDMaD> F U C K spacebar Y O U spacebar BITCH
EVA_DeathDonor> i got a tube steak ...but u gotta work for the gravy